S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!

I was just on Facebook and I decided to see if there was anyone I wanted to speak with on chat. (Unfortunately it seems I try to avoid more people than I try to talk to.) After clicking on the little box on the bottom of the screen, I was informed that there were only three people online. I thought, "How can there only be three people online?!"

Then I realized it is Saturday night. Most people do things other than Facebook on Saturday night.

Most people...