I hate the phrase "What's up?" Every time this phrase is said in passing it's awkward. Let's just face it: Nothing is ever up. Ok? The only acceptable variation of "what's up?" is "WAZZUP!" from this video:
The topic of this post comes from an encounter I had today in which a guy from my biology class last semester passed me on campus and after he said "what's up?" I replied, cooly, "Mmmmmmnothing..." It was awkward.
The video comes from fond childhood memories of my friend Kristen and me saying, "WAZZUP?!" all the time after we saw it.
When people ask me "what's up?" I usually say something like, "cholesterol rates among America's youth." Then we all stop and think about this travesty. I find it's a great instigator of deep and ponderous introspection. Then, when they're feeling all bad about how America is full of fat kids, I can usually hit them up for free drinks.
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