Wednesday, February 18, 2009

My first blog

So this is a blog about the happenings of my hood. It mainly consists of going to school and coming home and doing homework, but every once in a while something of note comes along and surprises me. So I suppose when those things happen, I shall write them in this blog.

So far, nothing exciting has happened since I created this, which was last night. But I am sick, which makes the above-noted actions of me going to school and coming home and doing homework extremely difficult. Which partially explains me writing this... because I don't want to do homework. I was in class today for six hours. During which there was a constant conversation between me and my brain. It went a little like this:

Brain: ...zzzzz...

Me: Brain! Wake up! We are in class. You have to pay attention so you can remember this later.

Brain: Yeah right. We are in LDS marriage and families class. Like you will even use this information with your track record...

Me: Yeah your right. Never mind. I'll just put my head down.
 
Time elapse...

Me: Brain. We have to pay attention. This is french class. This one matters.

Brain: You didn't even do the reading last night. We don't know what they are talking about.

Me: I know. But we have to make the professor believe we did the reading. We're sitting on the front row for heaven's sake! 

Brain: Just give up. There is no hope for you. 

Me: Yeah... You're right. I'll just put my head down.

Time elapse...

Me: Brain! Read the board - does it say that we have a chemistry exam on Friday? IN TWO DAYS!?

Brain: Yup.

Me: Brain! How could this happen? We haven't payed attention the whole last two chapters!

Brain: Deal with it.

Me: Yeah... You're right. I'll just put my head down.

Time elapse....

Brain: Why are we even here? We are just watching a movie.

Me: This is French and Italian cinema. It's what we do.

Brain: This is boring. Let's just go home.

Me: We missed the last two classes. I have to stay. Besides, the movie isn't that bad.

Brain: Yeah... actually it is pretty boring. 

Me: Yeah you're right. But I have to stay. Sorry, mate.

Brain: I just want to go home.

Me: I know the mucus and liquid build up in my head makes it hard for you to function properly, but we must stay. 

Brain: In that case, I am shutting off

Me: Ok. I don't even care. Just turn back on so I can walk home. 

Brain: Only if I get to shut off immediately when we arrive.

Me: Deal.

So here I am, my brain caught in the stupor of my illness and my achy body refusing to move. I have a quiz tomorrow, an exam in two days, two papers due on Monday, and no brain, no motivation, and little to no mobility. It's not looking good for me. 

1 comment:

  1. I am the very first person to post on your blog! Haha! I am sorry your brain is not cooperating with you, it seems to have followed in the footsteps of my brain. :( Hopefully this stupor will not last much longer...

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