So far, nothing exciting has happened since I created this, which was last night. But I am sick, which makes the above-noted actions of me going to school and coming home and doing homework extremely difficult. Which partially explains me writing this... because I don't want to do homework. I was in class today for six hours. During which there was a constant conversation between me and my brain. It went a little like this:
Brain: ...zzzzz...
Me: Brain! Wake up! We are in class. You have to pay attention so you can remember this later.
Brain: Yeah right. We are in LDS marriage and families class. Like you will even use this information with your track record...
Me: Yeah your right. Never mind. I'll just put my head down.
Time elapse...
Me: Brain. We have to pay attention. This is french class. This one matters.
Brain: You didn't even do the reading last night. We don't know what they are talking about.
Me: I know. But we have to make the professor believe we did the reading. We're sitting on the front row for heaven's sake!
Brain: Just give up. There is no hope for you.
Me: Yeah... You're right. I'll just put my head down.
Time elapse...
Me: Brain! Read the board - does it say that we have a chemistry exam on Friday? IN TWO DAYS!?
Brain: Yup.
Me: Brain! How could this happen? We haven't payed attention the whole last two chapters!
Brain: Deal with it.
Me: Yeah... You're right. I'll just put my head down.
Time elapse....
Brain: Why are we even here? We are just watching a movie.
Me: This is French and Italian cinema. It's what we do.
Brain: This is boring. Let's just go home.
Me: We missed the last two classes. I have to stay. Besides, the movie isn't that bad.
Brain: Yeah... actually it is pretty boring.
Me: Yeah you're right. But I have to stay. Sorry, mate.
Brain: I just want to go home.
Me: I know the mucus and liquid build up in my head makes it hard for you to function properly, but we must stay.
Brain: In that case, I am shutting off
Me: Ok. I don't even care. Just turn back on so I can walk home.
Brain: Only if I get to shut off immediately when we arrive.
Me: Deal.
So here I am, my brain caught in the stupor of my illness and my achy body refusing to move. I have a quiz tomorrow, an exam in two days, two papers due on Monday, and no brain, no motivation, and little to no mobility. It's not looking good for me.
I am the very first person to post on your blog! Haha! I am sorry your brain is not cooperating with you, it seems to have followed in the footsteps of my brain. :( Hopefully this stupor will not last much longer...
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